bank teller: hi (looks at my license) Matthew. what can I do for you today?
me: I need to deposit this check.
bank teller: No problem, let me take care of this for you.
me: Uh…okay. Thanks.
bank teller: I don’t mean to be rude, but do I know you from somewhere?
me: I don’t think so…did you go to Emerson?
bank teller: No I mean from TV or something. (hands me my receipt)
me: Oh…uh yeah. Google me or some shit.
